me before doing anything:better get high first
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
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new jersey man is pretty hardcore
new jersey man was a bit too hardcore rip
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